drinking doesnt make you cool
not drinking doesnt make you cool either
you know what makes you cool
having sex with me lets focus on that
(via lonelycatladyforlife)
To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,
I think we all know where you really belong:
I think you should shut the fuck up
we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.
We write fanfics.
We love yuri and yaoi.
We have dirty minds.
Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.
(Source: dafthappiness, via chubbi-wan-ken0bi)
f is for friends who do stuff without you
lol
u is for ur alone
n is for no one remembers to text you to hang out
(via alexwolfie)